Who needs a video recorder to blog when you have a pen and paper to write on. I am locked in a dungeon at the moment being forced to crack the Da Vinci Code but I seem to have displaced my calculator somewhere in time, I think some kid from an odd town called Gravity Falls took it. I am pretty sure it was sometime in August 2012.
I also went on holiday to a zoo, quite odd, it only contained humans and was made of stone with iron bars. I think I ought to complain about that. Then there was that haunted mansion, well, I think it was haunted. It was dark and there was a huge wardrobe, a television, a bookcase, a Wii, and a... Wait, that's my bedroom, no wonder it looked familiar.
Oh, I also visited Napoleon, nice chap really, he didn't seem to mind when I took him to Six Flags, I had lots of fun being chased by Cosplayers dressed as his soldiers. Aside from that, it was a pretty normal day, for a Time Traveller. Well would you fancy that, some old kook, a Scottish Boy and some army guy just ran past chasing some hairy beast. Oh well, at least my cell is open now. Goodbye!